🏰 Want to tip the girl who never had a childhood then made a bunch of websites in hopes of freeing people from the curse that ruined her young life?
Take back the right to own your work!
Take back the right to own your work!
Do what Prince did! What Ewan MacGregor and Elijiah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe and Timothee Chalamet and Bo Burnham and Wonho and Dev Patel and Donald Glover and… look I am running out of names of actors who MADE VERY LOUD TERRIBLE DEATH NOISES!
Nicki Minaj was treated as a crazy villain for doing this! Rihanna was blamed for being a domestic violence survivor, presumably for many reasons including understanding how this technique works! Beyonce presumably must hide her theatrical gifts only as music videos or else she will be CURSED TO WORK IN HOLLYWOOD! Cardi B and Megan Thee Stallion REALLY sent home the message with W.A.P! “TOUCH THAT LITTLE DANGLY THING THAT’S SWINGING AT THE BACK OF MY THROAT!”
No trademark fee. Pay what you like. Link to my work appreciated but I’m not very bothered about pestering anyone for credit. Some people will be nice enough to link so whatever.
I DO NEED SOME GODDAMN INCOME AND STABILITY IN MY STUPID LIFE! IF I HAVE SOME CASHFLOW THEN MAYBE I CAN GET A PERMANENT PLACE TO LIVE INSTEAD OF SHUFFLING IN BETWEEN RENTAL APARTMENTS THAT CATCH ON FIRE OR AIRBNBS ON SHORT NOTICE BECAUSE IF I AM PURSUED TOO AGGRESSIVELY BY A STRANGER A BITCH MUST GET THE FUCK OUT OF DODGE IMMEDIATELY!
Want to give me some cash as a “SORRY YOU NEVER HAD A CHILDHOOD” fund? A “THANK YOU FOR YOUR SERVICE, O HOSPITAL-RAPE AMERICAN REFUGEE BITCH?!”
I cannot be a placeholder CEO while I am shuffling in between various monthly rentals. It’s exhausting to be a homeless woman who must pretend to be respectable at all times. I have to deal with the stress of not having any fixed address while never divulging the fact that I’m out of work. If I look homeless or seem stressed in public, I risk someone calling the police on a woman who looks traumatized! Women have no rights.
Funding will first get me a summer sublet so that I can have a home base for the summer. I’d love to be able to lease a habitable apartment for an entire year but that’s an unrealistic dream for me as a single woman. I WOULD LOVE TO RENT AN APARTMENT AND A PROFESSIONAL ORGANIZER TO HELP ME PROFESSIONALLY TREAT THE FACT THAT MY FAVORITE CLOTHES ARE POISONED BY LEAD PAINT FUMES, FIRE DAMAGE, AND LITERAL BLOOD-SUCKING FLEAS. THAT’D BE SUPER NICE.
Today I learned that there are only 35 Siberian Tigers left alive. Turns out that girls labeled a rare form of “PRETTY GIRL” are hunted by pedophiles as if we’re game animals. Sad that my family knew this would inevitably happen to me, really. I don’t joke because I’m not sad about what happened to me. I joke because I promised my mother I wouldn’t kill myself after my father’s funeral when I was in the eighth grade.
If you don’t laugh after something like that, it’s impossible to keep the promise you made to the mother who raised you. Do you really think people who are raped and tortured every time a rapist wants to order a human body don’t want to die?
I promised my mother I would not throw myself into the ocean until after she dies.
I made that promise in the eighth grade and a bitch never breaks that kind of promise.
